What’s So Funny About Work? 

 

 (Note: my office is really much neater than this!)

In honor of Labor Day, September 1, and all workers, here’s a look at the lighter side of labor :

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned…couldn’t concentrate.

Then I worked as a lumberjack, but I couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried being a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it…and it was a so-so-job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

My best job was being a musician, till I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I wanted to start a bakery, but I couldn’t raise the dough.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience.

I became a professional fisherman, until I couldn’t live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job with a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So I applied for a job in a gym, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.

So I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I quit because it was always the same old grind.

Hope you had an enjoyable Labor Day! 

 (Thank you… thank you very much!)

 

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